Fuck you. Sue me. Whatever. So a season full of lists... maybe not my best idea. Sounded good. I mean everyone likes to list things for some reason. I'm trying not to lean heavy on sports and music, so finding variety in lists to keep all 12 of you interested? Not the easiest thing to do. But nevertheless, I'm here again.
So I see on the twitter that #30thingsaboutme is trending worldwide. Thank god. I hadn't blogged in over 10 days probably, so that's the easiest idea in the world. Thirty things, no explanation, just straight up. Let's get this shit over with. If you have questions or comments, you can find me on facebook, twitter, or tumblr and ask. So here we go.
1. I'm more compassionate to aggregates rather than individuals when it comes to people.
2. I never once told my mother she looked nice. Never.
3. Comfort and being comfortable, they both scare the hell out of me.
4. The only DC trend I can say I ever fell into was I once had a pair of Nike boots. Ugh.
5. I could eat broccoli all day; raw, steamed, boiled, sauteed, whatever.
6. I can't have a big bag of chips without eating the whole thing that day, regardless if it's a 6-8 oz bag or family size.
7. If you order coffee with whipped cream, sprinkles, swirls, flavoured syrups, any of that kind of shit, I will judge you to no end.
8. I idolise blue collar folks, be it farmers or people with steel lunch boxes.
9. Living in South Florida as a card-carrying Marxist, you learn quickly just to avoid all political conversations with people.
10. I'm a cat person.
11. I almost always immediately hate anything popular, and sometimes just because it's popular. I can admit it.
12. I find a woman in her underwear (not bra, but I don't like saying the P word) is much hotter than a totally naked woman.
13. My line number is 13, but I tried to be a 14.
14. I always find it funny, and not in a good sense, that us black folks will always use our "blackness" to intimidate most white folks.
15. I get tired of most people I know very quickly.
16. I sincerely hope to move out of the country by the time the kid's out of college or whatever route she chooses to take.
17. I often cook even if I'm not hungry; I just like to be in the kitchen.
18. I love soccer and American football, but the soccer fan who gets bent out of shape about calling that sport the real football doesn't know their history and really, who gives a shit? And yes, I call soccer football too but only with other footy fans.
19. I'm a fan of change for change's sake.
20. I will wear socks and underwear until they literally evapourate into thin air.
21. I have Italian heritage, and yet, I've never rooted for Italy in any international competition of any sort and I really don't plan on ever doing so.
22. I like to get stupid tattoos with little to no meaning because I really don't give a shit; it's more of a fuck you to society than a deep meaning.
23. I think Waffle House is one of the greatest eating establishments in America.
24. I still find it incredibly hard to suppress my natural urge to yell "O!" during the national anthem every time I hear it.
25. I wish I liked jazz more, but I only find it tolerable.
26. If it weren't for the sexism and rules about hair, I'd probably adhere to the Rastafari movement.
27. I really don't watch too many sitcoms of the last 10 years, as I'm still stuck on Seinfeld, Married..., and Roseanne syndications.
28. However, I do think Parks and Rec is fucking genius.
29. If you're a Republican, I probably think you're an idiot; if you're a Democrat, I probably think you're an idiot.
30. I wish I had thought of paternity tests and teenage whores (both male and female) before Maury did.
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